It's totally been forever. But I've been hesitant to post because I haven't had anything too profound or interested to say. But I realize that that's no excuse.
I got done with my first semester of grad school, and boy are my arms tired! From stabbing myself in the arm! No, it was actually pretty cool. It turned out all right. I ended up with two B+'s and a B. I can hang with that!
But seriously, the other day I was at the Zoo, and there was this type of bear that latches on to you when he's in heat, and the only way you can make him stop is to get him to ejaculate, but I didn't know that, so I just ran around in circles screaming "SOMEBODY! GET HIM OFF! SOMEBODY GET THIS BEAR OFF!" Finally, some guy that didn't even work at the Zoo helped me out, but I guess he didn't know anything about the bear and it's bear-boner.
Beer = better than everything.
Love,
Cory Alan
