It's super boring! Sorry, baseball fans. It kills me. I have tried to get into it a number of times, but at the end of the day, it's just some dudes standing around, waiting for another dude to throw something for another dude to hit. In my eyes, anyway.
I KNOW THAT IF YOU ARE WELL-VERSED IN THE SUBTLE ART OF BASEBALL, you'll disagree with me, and rightfully so. I've heard that if you understand baseball, and all of its nuance and strategy, it's very entertaining. Kind of like chess, but with tight-tights. And that's fine. I've tried, though, and I just don't have it in me. There needs to be more for me.
Football is awesome; why? Because there's action all over the place, AND, there's strategy. People are running posts, people are juking other people out, and every 4th play is a big play! You can only hope for a home run maybe once a baseball game, if that. But you can count on tons of long-bombs, sacks, hits, play-action passes, and all sorts of other sexy garbage when you're watching football.
Other entertaining sports: skateboarding! "But it's not a sport! Waaaa, I'm boring and I suck and my worldview is obsolete!" Well, you pretty much defeated your own point, there. Skateboarding is like football but even more awesome. It takes a ton of skill, and it looks way cool, and the bails are awesome, and there's just a ton of action.
I have a short attention span.
Power-drinking is my other favorite sport. The last person to go to bed wins, but guess what, gaylord? Everyone has to drink the same amount, or else it's no fair. And no one's really a winner.
"Dogs" is a good sport, too. And when my dad didn't get the Christmas bonus he'd planned on, he was a good sport about it.
Bowling: super fun to actually do, awful to watch. Same thing with videos of masturbating men.
FIN!
