My New Year's resolution was to write more blogs, so with a single post, I've already completed 100% of my goals for 2007. Thank fucking God! No shit, right?
You ever notice that women be complainin' all the damn time? Take my ho, for example; I'll be eatin' some goddamn jars of peanut butter, and this bitch right here starts RIDING ME about this shit! "Take out the fuckin' trash, pussy!"
Dang, girl! You always on my case about the trash n' shit. I hopes you likes a slap to the dome-piece, snitchey!
But for reals, it's been a fantastic year. I have nothing to report. Oh wait, I bought a fucking house! I hope they put plastic all over everything, because I don't have semen-damage insurance. Who wants to go storm-chasing? I know of a tropical storm entitled "Hurricane Wad" right off the coast of my JUNK!!!!!!!!
Love,
Cory Alan
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