Saturday, April 07, 2007

I totally pretty much just kind of forgot my password...

And that's why I haven't fucking posted in forever! They made me switch to an e-mail account I don't use, and wowie, was it difficult.

Everyone hates stereotyping. Like, it's totally unfair to say that you can say that all people of one type are all alike. For example, you would never ever say that all gay men are alike. It's ignorant, narrow-minded, and misdirected. Because everyone knows there are 2 types of gay people.

I bet you're thinking "oh yeah; there are 'queens' and there are 'homos'." No. It goes a lot deeper than that. There are "Madonna" gays, and there are "Cher" gays.

Now you're thinking, "But wait! I know a lot of homos who like Cher AND Madonna!" Answer: no you don't. They either like one, or they like the other. The differences are subtle, yet important. For example, gays of the "Cher" variety tend to love being really flamboyant, dramatic, really "out", and really into Broadway musicals. "Madonna" gays are way more into smoking, drinking, drugs, scarves, having their hair frosted, and house-music. Usually, these types of homos will look cool, while the "Cher" gays with just mostly look gay.

1 comment:

Shannon said...

This is amazing.